Download or read book Avoiding Adulthood written by Paul Hawkins and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-12 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Ridiculously entertaining!" - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series Are you terrible at life? You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison. What if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? You can! With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity! So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn to: - Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds! - Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in! - Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying) Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" is you.) Life is hard, so why not cheat?