Download or read book 35 Pooping Positions to Spice Up the Bathroom written by G. James and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-04 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you sick of the same old dump? Has sitting on the toilet become a total bore? Say NO MORE! Turn your bathroom time into an experience of pure Ecstasy using these 35 carefully crafted pooping positions - each designed for maximum pleasure. Try out fun new positions like The Turdle, Slam Deuce, and The Aristocrap. It's time to hop on your porcelain saddle and ride off into the sunset. "Thanks to this book, my toilet and I have never been closer. A must-read for anyone losing their spark." - Walter Hogglebottom P.H.D., M.D., S.T.D. "I take laxatives daily just to use this guide!" - Anonymous well-respected individual "I haven't had this much fun since last Thanksgiving! 5 STARS!" - Your Toilet