Download or read book Confessions of the World's Greatest Gate-Crasher written by Charlie Jones and published by . This book was released on 2003-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Gate Crasher knew what lay before him: He must descend into hell and pull the devil's teeth. It was Clyde Barrow versus Fort Knox. Roseanne versus Denny's page three. Wearing a blue blazer and a tie, Albert Einstein's haircut and glasses on the end of his pointy nose. Rich set off to pentrate the most impenetrable fortress in U.S. History. The fortress lost. Rich was inside in six minutes, I followed him the whole way. It was pure art. Memo to NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue: $7 million in security wasn't enough. Memo to Salt lake Olympic Committee: He'll be there this week."