George Washington Is Cash Money

George Washington Is Cash Money
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 242
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ISBN-10 : 9780399173486
ISBN-13 : 039917348X
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Book Synopsis George Washington Is Cash Money by : Cory O'Brien

Download or read book George Washington Is Cash Money written by Cory O'Brien and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-05-12 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, Cory O’Brien, author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, does away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America’s history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. In his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O’Brien reminds us that: · Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest · Harriet Tubman avoided danger by having prophetic seizures. · Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks. · Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh bacon. And there’s plenty more Star Spangled stupidity where that came from.


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