Download or read book Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas written by Richard Lederer and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll? A. A Barbie queue. Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what? A. A north poll. Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get? A. Baa, humbug!