Download or read book Little Book of Hard Bastard Jokes - Laugh or Else! written by Kate Kray and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-31 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh - or else! They're tough, they're dangerous...and they're funny! The characters in this book are among the hardest men in the country. Yet behind the tough exterior there lies a genuine sense of humour. Here, for the first time, these men tell their favourite jokes...Did you hear about the two convicts in America who were about to be executed? The Warden says to the first one, "Do you have a last request?" The convict says, "Yes, I'd like to hear the song 'Achy Breaky Heart' one last time. The Warden says, "OK, I think we can arrange that." Then he says to the second convict, "How about you?" The second convict says, "Yeah, kill me first."