Download or read book My Favorite Italian Mother-In-Law written by Steve Bergman and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-12-19 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fact: Many a mother-in-law is either disliked or finds herself the butt of jokes. This was a mother-in-law to be loved and admired. Question: What type of woman would inspire her son-in-law to accumulate 35 years worth of quotes? Answer: The inspiration was Julias off-the-wall humor. My Favorite Italian Mother-In-Law is a collection of more than 300 zany quotes, arranged by subject matter, such as: I never saw lightning so loud before. I dont have to change my socks because I was in the house all day yesterday and I hardly moved. I just wrote a letter to a my cousin Margaret in Florida. Im not sure if shes dead or alive. My neighbor is so good at taking care of me, he shovels my sidewalk before it snows.