Download or read book Rotten Ralph's Rotten Romance written by Jack Gantos and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005-01-17 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah wakes Ralph up with a great big kiss. “Happy Valentine’s Day!” she says. Rotten Ralph hides under his pillow. Sarah is very excited to take Ralph to Petunia’s Valentine’s Day Party. But Ralph will do almost anything to avoid the party and drippy Valentine kisses!