Download or read book The Awful Tenant Starter Pack written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2 complete short funny stories for adults about the worst imaginable tenants, and the only guy who can make them leave THE TENANT WHISPERER is a little series of wacky short funny stories for adults. The world's worst tenants are destroying properties and driving landlords to insanity. One man, Rick Houseman, braves mountains of dirty diapers and ravines of moldy food. Rushing to the property owner's aid, he uses his own now-violent but highly creative methods to get the tenants from hell out. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. Tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature. Wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head. And then off course the complete blow-the-roof-off-cringe disasters. Men, but also women who can appreciate a bit of wacky humor, will find plenty in these stories to enjoy themselves! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this edgy humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST TWO funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | The Woman In The Slimy Bathtub When Rick Houseman gets a call from a landlord in peril, he and his beautiful assistant Ella-Mae drive up and break out the protective suit and heavy-duty gloves. The house looks like a garbage truck got sick and threw up and then died on the spot. Rick will have to risk his life and sanity just to get inside and find the tenants. #2 | The Man In The Apocalypse School An ex-janitor turned a former school building into a post-apocalypse fortress. The police won't go in anymore because of the deadly anti-zombie traps (not to mention the guy is armed for doomsday). So Rick Houseman is called upon to infiltrate the building and convince the crazy guy and his nightmare pet to leave. --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.