Download or read book There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck! written by François le Foutre and published by Dado Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival. Buy it before it's banned everywhere! In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.