Download or read book Thirty As F*** written by Sarah Ordo and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-10 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lot of people treat aging like it's the freakin' plague. Young women dread thirty like it's a death sentence. It's a little bit dramatic, a little bit crazy, and a whole lot of unnecessary. Cue the quarter-life crisis. I've decided to flip the script on this attitude instead. Thirty has brought me more knowledge, growth, and happiness than I ever could have imagined was possible. Thirty is JUST the beginning.Thirty as F*** is the kinda hilarious yet oddly profound journal of my quarter-life crisis. In the book, I'm sharing the thirty things I learned about life before turning thirty. Packed full of personal realizations, hilarious experiences, and a bunch of hella good truth bombs, this book will have every woman out there laughing, grabbing the tissues, and saying "YES!" whether she is eighteen years old, thirty years old, or eighty years old. We're gonna cover everything from cellulite to eyelash extensions to realizing you are becoming your mother. But we're also gonna talk about more important things like being okay alone, getting past your biggest disappointments, realizing the kind of love you deserve as a woman, and learning how to say "NO." We're gonna cover ALL the f*cking things.