We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
Author | : Patrick Jennings |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 77 |
Release | : 2009-10-06 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780061985676 |
ISBN-13 | : 0061985678 |
Rating | : 4/5 (76 Downloads) |
Download or read book We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes written by Patrick Jennings and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor. I am a snake. No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake. One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not. He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it. Gunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong. In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.