Download or read book You're Out and You're Ugly, Too! written by Durwood Merrill and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1998-03-15 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Ron Luciano's bestselling "The Umpire Strikes Back", Durwood Merrill, baseball's most outspoken umpire offers two decades' worth of his sometimes hilarious, always controversial opinions on managers, life on the diamond, the players, and more. of photos.