Download or read book How to Climb an Elephant written by Peter Haney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-07-23 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Never trust a bogus vicar. Valentine Pope's journey from the desperation of the slag heap to the summit of the Famous C Bedstore - and beyond. A self-help book for cool chicks and shrewd dudes.