Download or read book I Wear the Maternity Pants in This Family written by Susan Konig and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-08-21 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed humorist Konig follows her successful debut, "Why Animals Sleep So Close to the Road," with this hilarious and realistic account of the joys and struggles of being a mother, writer, wife, and carpooler.