Download or read book If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?! written by Cynthia Heimel and published by Grove Press. This book was released on 2002-10-09 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heimel has been described by the "Chicago Tribune" as "perhaps our funniest war correspondent on the war between the sexes." Her new book shows Heimel at her wicked best. Like a hip Erma Bombeck or a Dorothy Parker for today, she is an antidote to an absurd world for smart, sane women.