Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season

Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season
Author :
Publisher :
Total Pages : 153
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0972396837
ISBN-13 : 9780972396837
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season by : Modine Gunch

Download or read book Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season written by Modine Gunch and published by . This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Before Katrina, Modine Gunch was Everywoman who fought with pantyhose until they went out of style, shoved dirty dishes into the oven when her mother-in-law was coming up the walk, shudderingly oversaw school science projects involving roaches, and insisted that a dish that didn't survive the dishwasher didn't deserve to live. Her family's adventures have tickled the funnybones of New Orleans Magazine readers for 25 years and have appeared in two books: Never heave your bosom in a front-hook bra and Never sleep with a fat man in July. But in 2005, home was where the levees broke. The Gunch family's houses, strung comfortably close together along one block, were among those washed away. So the Gunches found out that they were double-wide and their FEMA trailers weren't; 'Don't come knockin' if this trailer's rockin' meant somebody was stretched out in the vibrating recliner; and the talent God gave Modine was for cleaning out putrid refrigerators. But five years later, the Gunches are still standing--when they're not second-lining"--Publisher description.


Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season Related Books

Never Clean Your House During Hurricane Season
Language: en
Pages: 153
Authors: Modine Gunch
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-09-01 - Publisher:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

"Before Katrina, Modine Gunch was Everywoman who fought with pantyhose until they went out of style, shoved dirty dishes into the oven when her mother-in-law wa
Hurricane Season
Language: en
Pages: 213
Authors: Fernanda Melchor
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020-10-06 - Publisher: New Directions Publishing

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The English-language debut of one of the most thrilling and accomplished young Mexican writers Winner of the Queen SofĂ­a Spanish Institute's Tanslation Prize L
Never Sleep with a Fat Man in July
Language: en
Pages: 117
Authors: Modine Gunch
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 1993 - Publisher: St Martins Press

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Humorous essays discuss carsickness, bad hair days, high heels, Halloween, Thanksgiving, directions, Christmas, shaving, Mardi Gras, and spring
Never Heave Your Bosom in a Front Hook Bra
Language: en
Pages: 144
Authors: Modine Gunch
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 1992-01-01 - Publisher: St Martins Press

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Modine Gunch is Everywoman who thanks God for indoor plumbing because the bathroom is the only place to get away from the kids and who is tempted to clean the k
As the Tortilla Burns - A Journey to the Depths of Your Soul
Language: en
Pages: 310
Authors: Wendy L. Zake
Categories: Biography & Autobiography
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-04-17 - Publisher: Lulu.com

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

This is a power house of a story equally packed with action and emotion. Often people's lives reflect the weather, such as hurricanes, and As The Tortilla Burns