Download or read book Never Eat the Buffett at a Sex Club written by Aidan Goatley and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-02-19 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm afraid this book contains no sex at all and for that matter no food either. As you're here though, welcome to a collection of writings that include his Dubai Diary, the adventures of Colonel Juniper and several other bits of nonsense from comedian Aidan Goatley. This edition also includes scripts from his sell out Edinburgh shows '10 Films with my Dad' and 'The Joys of Retail' 'A brilliant raconteur, very, very funny' Fringeguru 'Charmingly funny' The Scotsman 'A singular wit, highly recommended' Edinburgh Evening News