Download or read book Seven Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the Cafeteria written by John Grandits and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Addressing kids' anxiety about unfamiliar situations, this irreverent book lists and explains the rules a kid must follow to survive the perilous world of the school cafeteria. Warnings about the pitfalls lurking in the lunchroom have Kyle imagining and fearing the worst, as the server, the lunch ladies, the cashier, and the menacing big kids become terrifying giant insects in his eyes. Kyle inadvertently breaks every rule but winds up enjoying his lunch—and overcoming his fears.