Download or read book Shakey Quakey Ride written by AndyRay Patton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cha is a being on a planet so large its 10,000 times the size of Jupiter. Cha has glowing suns in his eyes. He is so large compared to Earth, but so tiny, tiny compared to a flea, as he now lives on the back of a great walking behemoth called a Nuva-Cha-Cha. He'd meant to kill the beast that trampled his home and family, but what had once been seen as an nightmarish enemy has now become his home. Cha has found ways to steer it and he uses it as a vehicle. The planet is so large its never completed a full spin and time doesn't exist, and its always changing environments and evolving and decimating new species, there are countless adventures Cha and his Nuva tread to. He befriends a living cloud with big cute eyes and a fluffy moisturized body of air. He's in search of his Sofa-Cha, a vision of her he'd seen once, if it was a dream he cannot tell, but love is what drives him forward nonetheless. Cha has learned how to create an army of zombies. He can also remove his arms and eyes at his choosing.