Download or read book Shattered Fairy Tales written by Sarina Dorie and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fractured fairy tales and humorous urban fantasy! Escape into lighthearted fantasy with this laugh out loud collection of short stories. These stories take the fairy tale tropes of princesses, dragons, and witches and turns them on their head. These stories include: Princesses Do Not Breathe Fire What's a princess to do when she inconveniently has 'green eczema, ' breathes fire, eats annoying court jesters, and behaves in an 'unprincessly' manner? To solve these woes, this princess goes on a quest to cure her dragon nature. Tooth Fairy Experiments What does science homework look like for a troll child? Instead of dissecting frogs and mice, troll dissect fairies-or they are supposed to anyway. This troll child has other ideas. Greener on the Other Side Prince Charming knows he is meant to be a human prince, not a frog. Only if he can outsmart a witch and her vicious cat will he be able to use the witch's spell book to turn himself into the hero he knows he is meant to me. The Savior of Dragondom An overlooked dragon is outshined by the supposedly heroic dragon rider who has let his celebrity status go to his head. The dragon would prefer to eat her rider, but she desperately needs him to fulfill a prophecy to save her people. The Problem with Princesses A dragon with a knight fetish sets out on a quest to eat a ball full of princesses to offset the princess surplus in the land, only to change her mind halfway through her adventure. Find out what this dragon does with the princess she meets. Five Tips to Slay a Unicorn Unicorns are plaguing the land. Learn these tips to put a stop to the great horned ones!br> Fifty Scales of Grey A dragon's knight fetish causes her some serious problems, especially when her intended love interests would rather slay her than kiss her. Find out what happens when a princess comes to her rescue. (Though this is a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, there is no sex or R-rated language in the story-only laugh out loud humor.) Patchwork Selkie A selkie without her sealskin, not content to suffer the same fate as others of her kind, finds a way to solve her problem. These are sweet and empowering stories about self-acceptance, taking place in the same world as the Chronicles of Forget-Me-Not Forest Series. Similar in humor to Shrek and Disenchanted, these tales are sure to delight! Transport yourself into these fairy tales with twists.