The Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard
Author | : Timothy Brenner |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 252 |
Release | : 2021-10-03 |
ISBN-10 | : 9798985054705 |
ISBN-13 | : |
Rating | : 4/5 (05 Downloads) |
Download or read book The Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard written by Timothy Brenner and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-03 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A science fiction/fantasy/superhero/action/adventure/comedy of epic proportions. (Read this out loud in a deep, gravelly voice, like what they used in 80's movie trailers.)A long time from now, in the galaxy you're currently living in, Private Detective Dick Blowhard is double-crossed by a little weasel who sends a biker gang of evil unicorns to kill him. Now I know what you're thinking: unicorns are supposed to be majestic creatures that bring beauty and magic into the world, but you'd be dead fu$%ing wrong. These unicorns are armed to the teeth, and their mission is to put Dick down for a long dirt nap.Using his superpowers, Dick defeats the unicorns, but accidentally destroys a bar in the process. The owner of the bar, Nunya Business, is a badass smuggler/super-hacker with a dark past. Pissed off at Dick and demanding he fix her bar, and not trusting him to come back with the money, she follows him on a crazy-ass, galaxy-spanning adventure. They face deadly trials, get chewed on by cursed animated toys, engage in a massive spaceship battle, and go toe-to-toe with deadly mutant ninja-sloths in this epic story of sheer awesomeness.