Download or read book The Loose Canon written by Various Devoted Pastafarians and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-18 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally. The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is available again. New and Improved with texts removed for legal purposes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves his people especially the short ones. He protects them who take risks and diligently seek to expand his kingdom. Let us worship together as powerful, determined, strong, diligent, courageous and wise Pastafarians. Let the weak Pastafarians wallow in their laziness. Let their beer be stale and their strippers be riddled with STD's. The Loose Canon 400 years later can't be stopped because of one hater. (or 12 haters) Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster.